Thought for the day

[Nicola Szandurski]

A rich man is nothing but a poor man with money

[EvaG]

Never a truer statement was said
Eva :D

Grief can take care of itself, but to get the full value of a joy you must have somebody to divide it with

[lincs]

blasted!

thanks for that lincs.... erm.. too many thoughts for my liking though :lol:

[lincs]

thanks for that lincs.... erm.. too many thoughts for my liking though :lol:

Well pick one for every day. You can wake up tomorrow and start with:

“It has become appallingly obvious that our technology has exceeded our humanity.”

...er well maybe not. Not the sort of thing to put a smile on your face is it.

EDIT: ok they are a bit too depressing i'll blast them.

[claudialowe]

I got sent the following by a client:

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

Claudia

[blobbyh]

Well most of my thoughts for the day have been for my new 'girlfriend' - well okay she's 41! - who I met for the first time on Sunday evening, saw last night and seeing again on Saturday!

She's flipping lovely...........! Aaaaaahhhhhhhh!!! :D

Robert

[Baggybooks]

So sweet - does she know how famous she's about to become?

:lol:

Helen

[chelledunleavy]

Aaaw how cute! :lol:

[chelledunleavy]

Bum! you beat me to it Helen!

[Paul22]

I got sent the following by a client:

"God grant me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can, and the wisdom to know the difference."

Claudia


Why do people have to include God in things. That would be such a great saying, without tying it in with God!!

[Baggybooks]

Examiner, please grant me the sense to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can (using correction fluid in moderation) and the wisdom to calculate my variances correctly.

Prayers won't help me!

Helen

:wink:

[Ruskii]

Examiner, please grant me the sense to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the things I can (using correction fluid in moderation) and the wisdom to calculate my variances correctly.

Prayers won't help me!

ROFL :lol:

[Baggybooks]

ROFL?
:cry:

[taskey]

Rolling On Floor Laughing

it is about the only one i know

Tracy

[Baggybooks]

Laughing or crying?

Waving or drowning?

:lol:

ignore me... I didn't see this second page so I answered the last post on the 1st page lol... time for bed me thinks.

[Nicola Szandurski]

Be not afraid of going slowly: be afraid only of standing still

[Paul22]

Wow, Nic,

You have exactly the same calendar as me!!

The best one I ever saw was

'The only real gift, is a portion of thyself'

[Nicola Szandurski]

So tomorrow must say:

Our business in lifeis not to succeed, but to continue to fail in good spirits!

Am I right?

[taskey]

my thought for the day / week

WHERE'S THE VODKA

Tracy

[KevinB]

Two golden rules for success:

1 - never tell anyone everything you know.

[Baggybooks]

...and pretend you know everything!

[AAT Member]

Blessed are those who can laugh at themselves,
for they will never cease to be amused

[Nicola Szandurski]

Man must search for what is right, and let happiness come on its own.

[Baggybooks]

He who surfs will learn, he who leans might suffer.

[Bryony]

Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do today. If you find you like it, you can do it again tomorrow.

[Baggybooks]

Just because I am suffering from an inferiority complex, doesn't mean I'm not stupid.

:wink:

[Bryony]

And in a similar vein -

Just because I am paranoid does not mean that they are not out to get me.

[blobbyh]

Never put off until tomorrow that which you can do today

True, but I preferred Frank Spencer's version...

... don't do today what you can put off until tomorrow!

The procrastinator's equation;

If you don't need to do it today
plus
If you don't have time and/or the inclination to do it today
equals
Don't bloomin' do it today!

Oh and another paranoid one...

I went to see the doctor today and he said I was paranoid. Well, he didn't actually say it, but I know he was thinking it...

Robert (the ultimate procrastinator; exam Thursday - start revising tomorrow!)

[Nicola Szandurski]

The right to swing my fist ends when the other man's nose begins!!

[AAT Member]

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider

[AAT Member]

It's no coincidence that banker rhymes so well

[Baggybooks]

I know I'm not going to understand women. I'll never understand how you can take boiling hot wax, pour it onto your upper thigh, rip the hair out by the root, and still be afraid of a spider

We're not meant to be understood - just adored, loved and worshipped in all our hair-free glory!

:wink:

Helen

[X5wrangler]

Definition of a farmer - a man outstanding in his field........

[Gem7321]

Friends are the family we choose for ourselves

[AAT Member]

If you can dream, and not make dreams your master;
then you are not dreaming hard enough!

[GJP104]

[quote="GTA:Vice City"]
Love is like a rollercoaster; you pay a lot of money to get thrown around but before you know it its all over and you're covered in vomit. And, if you less then four foot six, they won't even let you get on.[quote]

[AAT Member]

Actioni contrariam semper et æqualem esse reactionem: sive corporum duorum actiones in se mutuo semper esse æquales et in partes contrarias dirigi.

All forces occur in pairs, and these two forces are equal in magnitude and opposite in direction.

Physics tells us that for every action there is an equal, yet opposite reaction. If I push you, you strike back; you struck me, so I retailiate. This continues for a thousand years, long since the original insult has been forgotton; stil we fight on. And so here we are, victims of mathematics.

[Nicola Szandurski]

Where ever you go, go with all your heart

[GJP104]

While out shopping yesterday, I saw someone wearing a T-shirt which read:

"Which part of
HEGLU'MEH QAQ HAJVAM
do you not understand?"

I want one, but don't know where to look. Yes, its a Star Trek joke. I may have got the spelling wrong, but its supposed to be 'TODAY IS A GOOD DAY TO DIE' in Klingon.

[Baggybooks]

I'd rather have one that said "Today is a good day to live!".

8)

[Paul22]

Id rather Star Trek never been created. Its the epitome of S*** on TV

.

[GJP104]

There may be no money in poetry, but there's no poetry in money either.

[Paul22]

"Time you enjoyed wasting, was not wasted"

[CJC]

If you can keep your head when all around are losing their's... you've not understood the reality of the situation.

And relatedly... my exam mantra

If in danger,
If in doubt,
Run in circles,
Scream and shout.

[Baggybooks]

"If it balances first time, it probably shouldn't!"

[Paul22]

"Eagles may soar high, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines"

[Baggybooks]

"When things don't add up, there's sum-thing wrong".

[blobbyh]

Id rather Star Trek never been created. Its the epitome of S*** on TV

LOL!!! Nothing like cutting straight to the chase, eh Paul? I'd definitely want a t shirt that said this on it!

I hated Start Trek when I was a kid and still do now I'm a big one. Surely it can't be just coincidence that Klingon sounds like something to do with ar*es, since the programmes always been toilet in my opinion?!

P.S. Anyone know what happened to Malcolm? Don't say my prophecy about Hastings went unheeded and came true?

Robert

[Jan]

On one of our suppliers statements:-

The crital period in matrimony is breakfast time.

Which I don't understand - can someone explain?

Blobbh wrote:-
Anyone know what happened to Malcolm? Don't say my prophecy about Hastings went unheeded and came true?

Don't know, but his post has become a "." .....

PS Sorry Robert, but I liked Star Trek, nobody else in our house does so I'm not allowed to watch!

[Baggybooks]

The crital period in matrimony is breakfast time.


When you decide to go home...

[blobbyh]

:oops: :oops: :oops: Damn Forum quotation mistakes...

[blobbyh]

Anyone know what happened to Malcolm? Don't say my prophecy about Hastings went unheeded and came true?

Don't know, but his post has become a "."

Yes, I noticed that hence my question. Maybe he's entered himself on "Deal or No Deal" and got stuck on contestants row for weeks on end? Don't the people on there ever have day jobs to do or something?!!

Robert

[Baggybooks]

:oops: :oops: :oops: Damn mistakes keep getting quoted on forum...

[Baggybooks]

:oops: :oops: :oops: Damn mistakes keep getting quoted on forum...

Is there another echo in here?