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CL
02-02-07, 09:54
Chocolate or sex?
02-02-07, 10:16
How about sex with chocolate - not literally, but why not have both.. I know this is one for the girls - but come one - the temptation!
02-02-07, 10:17
can it be chocolate ice cream? :lol:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 10:33
I don't see why not!

I need more time to think about this one...
CL
02-02-07, 11:22
that's the good thing about chocolate - it wont rush you!
blobbyh
02-02-07, 12:24
Chocolate doesn't constantly nag you for affection or say "Does my bum look big in this?!

:lol:

Robert
02-02-07, 12:27
I dont say does my bum look big in this! . . . . . .

I say my bum does look big in this! :lol:
CL
02-02-07, 12:35
Chocolate doesn't constantly nag you for affection or say "Does my bum look big in this?!

:lol:

Robert



No - but chocolate comes in lots of different shapes and sizes - so you never get bored, you can have a nibble and save some for late and it's delicious ice cold from the fridge.

Choclate doesn't nag for attention or affection because it knows we love it!
Dean
02-02-07, 12:53
This thread could go horribly wrong :lol: :roll:
02-02-07, 13:12
May as well get it started then huh Dean?

http://steevven1.com/images/man-woman%20control%20deck.JPG

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CL
02-02-07, 13:29
I know I shouldn't say it - or write it - but I found that totally offensive.

Actually I didnt - it was great!

See - women lie!
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 13:36
Very funny. At least we can take a joke!

:P
blobbyh
02-02-07, 13:43
See - women lie!

The biggest lie women tell is saying "I do" when they damn well know they mean "I won't"!

One of my fave jokes;
What food is guaranteed to kill a woman's sex life?
Wedding cake.

:lol:

Robert
02-02-07, 13:56
haaa haaa - *ponders whether to go ahead with wedding...*
CL
02-02-07, 14:15
Ah. now that is sad. Shouldnt generalise - chocolate wedding cake is the answer!
Gem7321
02-02-07, 14:36
It depends who the sex is with...

Nah, it's gotta be chocolate :)
original stooge
02-02-07, 20:25
couldnt give up either so its gotta be both

:P :D :) :lol: :oops: :roll: :wink: :wink:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 22:50
Save the chocolate to last - then you have something to look forward to!

:oops:
original stooge
02-02-07, 22:57
too true, the chocolate would probably last longer too
:lol:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 22:58
Let's stop this before it causes a meltdown and we end up with chocolate everywhere!

:wink: :wink:
original stooge
02-02-07, 22:59
how true is that, and just think of the mess :lol:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 23:00
We're going to be in so much trouble when the others read this.

I should be working.

:roll:
original stooge
02-02-07, 23:02
poor you, i've finished now til monday.... suppose i should do some studying

just dont want to frazzle my brain too much, cant hold alot of information without exploding

:roll: :? :shock:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 23:03
Yes - quite right.

Just done a risk assessment and it's far too dangerous to carry on working.

:wink:
original stooge
02-02-07, 23:05
well there you go then, take a well deserved break and have some chocolate....
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 23:06
Ahh.

Knew you'd say that - in fact I must be telepathic - ate quite a bit already.

:roll:
original stooge
02-02-07, 23:09
well like you say if it makes you happy then you cant go wrong....

:lol:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 23:10
I'm using the weight gains/losses as a project in variance analysis.

Technically I am furthering my education!

:roll:
original stooge
02-02-07, 23:13
totally, mines always a gain, should do something about it really....
cant step back into gear though, keep trying then i see it....
mmmmmmmmmm chocolate

:D :shock: :x :twisted:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 23:17
Don't fight it. Chocolate is your friend.

:twisted:
original stooge
02-02-07, 23:35
its always been my friend, anything bad for me is my friend....

mmmmmmmm i can hear it calling me...
or is that the bailey's?
:shock:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 23:37
Baileys! Yes - better in a different way!
original stooge
02-02-07, 23:38
totally...... friday night, baileys and chocolate....
what girl could ask for more
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 23:41
Quite so. Unfortunately I emptied mine last weekend. Had to make do with wine tonight.

Tesco tomorrow...

:idea:
original stooge
02-02-07, 23:44
must admit i dont have much left myself now... oops
:wink: :roll:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 23:45
No worries - you're not slurring your typing, so it can't be all bad!
original stooge
02-02-07, 23:46
give me chance, theres always the malibu left for when this bottle is finished

:twisted:
Baggybooks
02-02-07, 23:47
Malibu? Haven't had that since I was...younger!